Existential Bullshit

googlepoet: www.googlepoetics.com

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:06:23 -0400

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shalrath: do you know why is it called xbox one? this is not an xbox one joke. im serious. why did...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:10:45 -0400

do you know why is it called xbox one? this is not an xbox one joke. im serious. why did they call it xbox one. it couldve been xbox 3 or xbox 720 but no. xbox one. why did they call it xbox one

reaill: thank u

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:01:22 -0400

reaill:

thank u

bridgemcgidge: tommo-pan: If you have been on Tumblr on the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:50:00 -0400

bridgemcgidge:

tommo-pan:

If you have been on Tumblr on the past couple of days, it’s likely that you’ve seen this post. I happened to stumble upon it randomly on my dashboard and usually, I scroll past really long texts but this one caught me by surprise because I recognized every single person in this photo. This was posted by someone I know very well who currently goes by the name Lexus Willow, but I know her as ‘Lex’. Lex and I were really close about four (maybe five? idk) years ago. We were best friends so obviously, I know each and every one of the people in that photo by name.

While true, her home life wasn’t ever ideal (her mom made us stop listening to ‘I Kiss A Girl’ at her 16th birthday party because they didn’t support that in their house) but honestly, her life isn’t as bad as she’s making it out to be. While her parents weren’t supportive of her being gay, the reason they are so harsh on her is because of her own dumb life choices. She has done tons of incredibly shitty things to her family that left be absolutely dumbstruck. She goes off with girl after girl, saying they’re the one, write them pretty songs but use them and uses her family as a springboard when she has nowhere else to go.

She admitted to cheating on her ex-fiancee with dozens of girls, but plays if off to everyone as she was the victim and everything was this girls fault. She uses the people around her, including her family. In fact, this one girl was at her graduation party, interacting with her mother and they knew who she was.

Lex’s life is far from perfect. She’s had a pretty rough past with being adopted and sure, her parents aren’t always 100% supportive of her lifestyle choices, but this isn’t a strict matter of her being queer. It’s her as a person. I normally wouldn’t really care that she’s getting attention for this but the fact that people are sending her MONEY to meet up with a girl she’s never met before (she does this a lot, btw) and say they want to write to Ellen is absolutely preposterous. Until Lex gets her life straightened out, this is not what she needs. She needs her family and you are all enabling her to continue on with her bad habits.

If you see posts about her, especially about donating money or writing to Ellen, PLEASE RESIST. There are so many more people who deserve this more than her and her family are NOT bad people. They aren’t evil. They truly want what’s best for their daughter, biological or not, and this is going to rip their family apart. I hope I don’t come across as a bitter person, but it honestly disgusts me that people are feeding into this when it’s not true.

If Lex sees this, I’m really sorry. I care about you deeply but this is going too far and you KNOW IT. You are stealing people’s money for your selfish needs and lying to them and it has to end. There are people out there who really are in horrible situations with no support whatsoever and they aren’t being heard but for some reason, people are eating this up, even though you’re the one who ripped your face off of that picture and have admitted to that. Please, please stop. I’m sure you could easily figure out who this is, maybe not, but I really think people deserve to know this. Your family loves you and this will tear them apart.

Just be careful with this money business everyone.

jamekirks: have you accepted john cho as your lord and savior

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:49:00 -0400

jamekirks:

have you accepted john cho as your lord and savior

ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:47:44 -0400

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

necrophilofthefuture: BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:44:36 -0400

necrophilofthefuture:

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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:43:54 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

smearyplum: There is a huge difference between the “Food Porn” tag and google imaging Food Porn

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:40:00 -0400

smearyplum:

There is a huge difference between the “Food Porn” tag and google imaging Food Porn

mycroft-holmes-approves: sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:18:33 -0400

mycroft-holmes-approves:

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

julietspencers: fetuses do not think they do not “scream out” when they are aborted they have no...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:38:27 -0400

julietspencers:

fetuses do not think

they do not “scream out” when they are aborted

they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion

they aren’t “sad” when you abort them

they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

the-ginger-rihanna: 8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:09:13 -0400

the-ginger-rihanna:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

^

tardis221b: tardis221b: do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:59 -0400

tardis221b:

tardis221b:

do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural

Problems with being a male

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:04:59 -0400

Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title

stfuconservatives: beygonce: writeswrongs: Black Man to Lose...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:03:41 -0400

stfuconservatives:

beygonce:

writeswrongs:

Black Man to Lose Scholarship For Refusing Racist Assignment

Timothy McNair is a graduate student of opera at Northwestern University’s famed Bienen School of Music. McNair is at the school on a full scholarship, but the 25-year-old is standing up to his school after his professor, Donald Nally, gave him an assignment to perform a song created by a racist American poet named Walt Whitman. McNair asked his instructor if he could be assigned to perform the work of other artists but Nally denied him the opportunity and told him if he didn’t turn in all of his completed work by Friday, May 17th he’d receive a failing grade. McNair refused.

“Certainly I do not deserve to fail this class. I have a 3.7 GPA. I’m an officer on three committees of this university. So what is deserving for me? Is to be able to perform two pieces and have the third piece removed because of the insensitivity,” McNair told Chicago’s WGN news station. Although the piece McNair is instructed to perform does not contain any blatant racism, McNair believes it is still offensive that he was asked to complete the works of a devout racist. “We know (he) was historically racist. He’s called African Americans ‘baboons’ and was for oppressing voting rights,” McNair said of Whitman.

But let a white person had to sing a song written about Osama or Sadam that shit would have been on every new station.

I didn’t realize Walt Whitman had written such racist stuff (that wasn’t covered when we read his work in high school, SURPRISE) (if you’re curious, his archive has a super-apologist piece about it - along the lines of “well sure he was racist, but everyone was racist back then!”), and this is super fucked up.

land of extremely stupid crossovers: DO IT NOW: Guide to Proper Bra Fit and Measuring because Victoria Secret and La Senza and whatever are full of shit and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:54:25 -0400

land of extremely stupid crossovers: DO IT NOW: Guide to Proper Bra Fit and Measuring because Victoria Secret and La Senza and whatever are full of shit and...:

sameatschildren:

Hi guys I’m obsessed with this shit lately because I don’t want anyone to have unhappy, unsupported boobs like I did. Even if you think your boobs and bras are fine, try it. It will make a big difference in comfort, support, and shape, even if you have small boobs or big…

A 'strong female character'

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:31 -0400

handful-ofdust:

drshebloggo:

DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN

a character who is physically strong

a character who is mentally strong

a character who is emotionally strong

ABSOLUTELY MEANS

a character who makes her own choices, even if they’re mistakes

a character whose point of view is explored at least briefly

a character who is the hero of her own story whether she knows it or not

And that’s just a strong character, really.

So much agreement.

DEAR YAHOO

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:41:15 -0400

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:34:26 -0400

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:34:11 -0400