Existential Bullshit

Just a gifset of Mads Mikkelsen kissing everyone cause why not?

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whatacatchkriss:

sext: i bought you fall out boy tickets

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hannibalyo:

JENGA IS PEOPLE

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veggietalesyaoi:

veggietalesyaoi:

mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected

MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED

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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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breakburnandends:

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

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celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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ianthe:

Wonder Woman is having none of your shit today.

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yelyahwilliams:

hellogiggles:

FLORIDA TEEN ARRESTED FOR DATING

by Julia Gazdag

http://bit.ly/18l8xRo

This just blew my mind :(

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carstairsangel:

• When not all the books in the series are the same height.
• When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
• When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
• When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
• Basically just books.
• God damn them.

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thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

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poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

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carry-on-wayward-assbutt:

omg

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